Toes have been from running into furniture and dropping crap on them like air conditioners
Fingers are from doors, and dropping things like engine blocks on them.
Right hand was from taking a short cut that involved jumping over a fence…. thats also when I got bruies 8 inches wide that whent from crotch to knee on both legs.
Right elbow, tripping over a rock.
Right scapula,Falling out of my car, from the drivers seat while in park, just trying to get out. 2 ribs, same incident with falling out of my car.
Right cheek bone and nose and concusion the first time lacrosse stick (the old fashioned made from Ash wood kind to the face while not wearing a helmut)
Right side of my skull and 3 ribs, and concusion, falling off the top of my dads tractor trailor, becasue I was trying to be nice and scrape bugs off the windshield.
2 Ribs from lacrosse.
2 ribs from when I had pneumonia and coughed so hard I broke them.
Wrists at the same time from skateboarding.
Burn on my leg from motorcycle exhaust pipe, and hot glue gun.
Stitches on my left leg from running into an aquarium in the basement.
Stiches on my ass from a bottle of beer being tucked inot the back of my apron when I was a bartender and then trying to open the kitchen door with my ass.
Stiches on my scalp from A plane hitting me.
Second broken nose falling on my face on a patch of ice.Concusion.
sprained my back getting out of the shower, I slipped and tried to catch myself.
Sprained neck from sledding.
Dislocated jaw, umm.. lets just say it was an intimate moment.
Concusion and broken foot from falling down stairs while carrying a fulls size keg.
Thumbs, airbag from a car wreck. totaled the car, only sprained my thumbs.
I wont even go into how many time I have cut myself, cleaned it out with peroxide, and just super glued it shut.
Or how many time I have dropped something on my finger and gotten a blood blister unde the nail and taken a hot needle and poked it through my nail to releave the pressure.
Or that most of those stitches where given to me by vet students, or paramedics because I didnt have health insurance.
or the time i got a boil in my armpit, that got infected and turned into cellulitits and had to be hospitalized.
The vast with the exception of the broken leg, I walked most of these off. the broken foot I walked on for 3 days before I went to the er becasue I thought bah it will be fine, besides, it cant be that bad I can still move my toes and put weight on it.


