Bree dear tummy, I know I am mean to you, but srsly. do you have to hurt for a month?I would appreciate it if you just cut it out for a while.
(Updated 4 hours, 14 minutes ago)
Bree Dear third chin. Just go away already. I have been doing a stupid work out on demand thing every other day before bed, probably tormenting my downstairs neightbor, and I have been limiting my calories to 1700 a day… its been 2.5 weeks. GO AWAY ALREADY. Sigh. — the fat girl.
(Updated 3 days, 13 hours, 25 minutes ago)
Bree Dear bank of America, Thank you for being curtious with me while notifying that you placed my account on restriction for suspicious activty. Sigh 7-10 business with a temp card. Boo!
(Updated 4 days, 3 hours, 1 minutes ago)
Bree Dear Friyay, I am glad you are here. Because this means I can sleep in tomorrow. Sleeeeeep. mmm sleeep. Also, it means that you are payday. Yayday!
(Updated 4 days, 5 hours, 45 minutes ago)
Bree Dear Bloaty feeling, Listen I know I had cheesecake factory, but it started before then. What gives? Why are you around. Don’t blame it on Ute. Ute for once in isnnocent of my discomfort. If you do not evacuate by tomorrow I will be carpetbombing with gasX and pepto. Burping, Bree.
(Updated 4 days, 15 hours, 31 minutes ago)
Bree Dear Hair, I know that I have been mean in the past. But stoppit. You are making me look like a muppet. Don’t make me dye you again. DYE DYE DIEEEE.
(Updated 5 days, 35 minutes ago)
Bree Dear Winter, I just want to tell you, don’t make me put you on notice like I have sleep and my bedroom. You better not arrive early, you better not be sticking around till May and you better not be so cold I have to wear 8 layers of clothing. I know you are hinting around… 42 degree when I woke up this morning… what kind of crap is that? Best, Bree.
(Updated 5 days, 3 hours, 39 minutes ago)
Bree Dear Thursday, I know you have an inferiority complex because of Friday, but we need to consider that you are OK. You a good day. So BE NICE TO ME, dammit.
(Updated 5 days, 4 hours, 24 minutes ago)
Bree Dear Sleep, I know I we had a talk yesterday about you visiting me longer, I ment for you to arrive earlier, not linger and make me late! damn you.
