THE UTERUS TERRORIST
once again I am suffering though a terrible period. I am sure my doctors will just tell me its fine and if I lost weight it would be better. This constant reminder that my uterus hates me and is trying to crawl out my belly button and strangle me with fellopian tubes is more than [...]
raining sideways
It was raining sideways this morning on the way to work. I was actually glad and not selfconcious wearing a huge red poncho.
why do I bother dating
Did I tell you about my worlds shortest date? I arrived. He looked me up/down and wrinkled his nose. I left.
Shel Silverstien
Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black And the dark street winds and bends. Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow We shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow, And watch where the chalk-white arrows go To the place where the sidewalk ends.
EPIC Badness
ok along witht everything else going on this week, my car got towed.
the week of epic badness
Ok, I am super broke. I had a terrible weekend whos highlight was a 30 mintue breakfast in Times Square … 8 hours of driving for that. Did I mention super broke? Oh speaking of broke… Chris broke his arm. At work. Ugh. Just when I thought things where turning up… oh and Wednesday, nothing [...]
the perils of online dating
me: dude, hope she doesnt get her hopes up on match V: i started the conversation by talking about your online dating adventures how you canceled one because her was hardcore REd Sox fan, and I feel that was totally fine me: not the nazi ? V: we were talking about recent events i [...]
I went to the Brockton Fair and lived.
No stabbing. No Mugging. No barf on me. But Baby getting tattoo. Saw Wrestler Penis. Saw Fight. Almost Punched someone. People seem to have a bad opinion of Brockton. Its really not that bad.
… happiness is a warm brownie
I came home from visiting the suburbs and my house smells like brownies, and is filled with bouncy balls. Most importantly, my paper is as done as its going to get until Sunday. Things could be much worse. : )
cloud city
doing paper. bleeding from crotch. being kinda emo. Braces tightened. Still living in cloud city. ugh. Never trust lando.