Muppet hair
I am cursed with baby fine, thin, bone stright hair. So I keep it short. I went a little too short this time and now have muppet hair. Sigh.
Normally I wouldnt care about my muppet hair, but today, today someone actually called it muppet hair. There are days I hate the subway.
On the upside I [...]
Save Ferris
So, Ferris is my car.
I treat him like a person, or at least a pet. You could describe my relationship with my car the same way some girls get attached to thier horse.
In the last month the damn thing has cost me 1400 dollars. I only owe 1800 on him. Stupid car.
I live in Boston, [...]
April is Poetry month
My Favorite Poem
when i was four years old
they tried to test my i.q.
they showed me a picture
of 3 oranges and a pear
they said,
which one is different?
it does not belong
they taught me different is wrong
but when i was 13 years old
i woke up one morning
thighs covered in blood
like a war
like a warning
that i live in a [...]
Happy happy joy joy?
My default setting is not happy happy joy joy, apparently at one time it was. *shrug*
Yesterday I was very happy to find out that one of the people in my Grad school was dropping out. Turns out it was an april fools joke. Dammit.
I am not invited to a bachelor party, even though after every [...]